It Is What the F*ck It F*cking Is

New to the blogesphere, I provide you bored and nosy boogers with this bit of test material, designed to titilate, aggravate, stimulate and replicate, with the occassional fact thrown in and a myriad of other random shit added for texture. Do not read if you have hypertension or an allergy to Red Dye #5.





I have several other narcassistic columns on the web already if you care enough to dig deep. Some of them are actually good reads. http://myspace.com/ballzmccracken





In the near future, I will make this a pet project of sorts and try to actually use all of the four years of journalism education (also known as "time wasted on an extinct career choice") I've been repressing for far too long.





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